So my mom's moving down to Mexico. (She doesn't know if she's staying permanently or if it's just a visit, but we'll just say moving for simplicity of typing because I'm lazy.) And she has two cats! Whatever shall we do?!
1. I am the biggest sucker for animals that need a place to stay.
2. One of the cats has been my cat since I was six or seven. So naturally my first instinct is: "Somewhere that I'm not? Bitch please!"
Long story short, there's now two cats living with me. Here is there general activity log.
Joey
Age: 14
Male
Hide under Brittney's warm blankets. "Sure is warm in here. Hmm... I'm kinda hungry....." Peek out to survey the room. Big fat meany cat is several feet away. "Okay... we're clear." Waddle on past "tall man's" chair. Eat. (I can only assume he poops somewhere in this log. I've never actually witnessed him use the litter box, but there are no kitty accidents anywhere sooo...) Return to "my" room. Only make it so far as the hall way. Fall over and become content laying there.
Frankie
Age: Half a year?
Female
Stare at the outside world. Run away from Brittney. Climb onto counter and steal bag of catnip. Eat ALL OF IT. Stare outside. Hide under futon. Stare outside.
They're so opposite. But they love the crap out of eachother.
BITCH PLEASE??? LOL YOU NO I COULDNT LEAVE MY BABIES WITH ANYONE BUT YOU!!!! IS FRANKIE STILL JUST STARING OUT THE WINDOW???? LOVE THEM CAUSE I MISS THEM!!! IS JOE POOPING ????? LOL HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
ReplyDeleteLOVE THE MAMMA